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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE"

"Election There was an election in New York."

"I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram."

"A woman asked her husband ""what trait of me do you love the most?'' ''My beautiful face? My sexy body?"" The husband looked at her from top to bottom, and answered, ""I love your humor."""

"Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly."

"How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty? She kept wetting the bed."

"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."

"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."

"Came up with a somewhat original dead child joke today. How is a ten year old different from a pizza? Pizza doesn't beg for you to finish it off when you only eat half of it."

"What kind of bees get you high? Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that"