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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"
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"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"Why didn't the Turkey cross the road? It was too Chicken."
"My cow won't give any milk... She is an udder failure."
"Rohypnol......."
"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"
"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""
"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"
"I eat boiled eggs, cabbage, and baked beans before the in-laws visit. They never stay long."
"Did I tell you I'm dating a midget? I'm nuts over her."