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Joke of the Day
"I just raced a Smart car. He barely beat me, but that's only cuz I stopped to tie my shoe."
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"What is the proper definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping her butthole you know you are in definitely."
"A penis and a condom walk into a bar and spend the whole night drinking, Come closing the penis tries to stiff the bartender... But his friend had him covered."
"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."
"Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good, but weed is better, I'm so f*cked up, a friend wrote this letter."
"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."
"Wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car... She asked me if I could drive :-( Credit to Legend Rodney Dangerfield"
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him ""silly."""
"What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!"