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Joke of the Day
"What has four wheels and flies? My dead grandmother."
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"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."
"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."
"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."
"What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!"
"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."
"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. She came in just after my granddad"
"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"