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Joke of the Day
"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."
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"My parents are divorced. I feel fat and all the other girls my age have boyfriends. Him: Being a teenager is tough. Me: *sigh* I'm 40."
"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a lake."""
"What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs"
"LESBIANS' FLOORING Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor? A. They're all laid with tongue and groove."
"My doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream... Now all I want to do is rub it in."
"What's the strongest color? Super Cyan"
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."