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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus was on a penny they would call it a JC Penny I get sad every time I look in a mirror"

"I hate computer speak My brain just cant PROCESS it."

"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."

"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."

"Did you hear about the suspect who was released from jail after he touched grounded metal and received a static shock? He was cleared of all charges."

"Not only do I refuse to take the stairs up to my office, when I'm in the elevator I wish there was a chair in it."

"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."

"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""