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"Cameron Cameroff"
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"Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even"
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."
"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"I hate when our cat runs into the room, hisses at an empty chair then runs back out and I end up in the bathtub holding a crucifix."
"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"
"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"
"A very drunk man walks into a bar He yells: two large beers and a packet of crisps please! Lady: sir, this is a library. Man, whispering: two large beers and a packet of crisps please!"
"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."