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Joke of the Day
"Cameron Cameroff"
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"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"
"Daddy daddy can I have another glass of water please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes but the baby's bedroom is still on fire."
"What does a gay mans penis taste like? Shit!"
"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."
"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."
"Punctuation is everything: ""Will you marry me"" is a marriage proposal ""Will, You, Mary, Me"" = a Foursome Inquiry"
"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."