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"Whats better than winning gold in the Paralympics Walking"
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"Life is like a dick. If it's soft, you can't beat it, but when it's hard, somebody's gonna get fucked."
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"
"I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap."
"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."
"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."
"What I say: Play outside. What my kid hears: Find a spot in the yard where I can't see you so I constantly imagine you've been kidnapped."
"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."
"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."