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Joke of the Day

"Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery"

"Two retirees meet in a cafe. The first retiree says, ""Hey Stan! I didn't see you at the doctor's yesterday. Are you sick?"""

"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"

"Why does America have so many boasting Republicans? Because it needs some bragging rights."

"Did you hear ISIS is in Italy now? Italian ISIS... I'll show myself out."

"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."

"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"

"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"

"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."

"I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues"