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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom? Well, a thief snatches watches..."
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"{At the art museum with my newborn son} baby: dada? Me: it's impressionist you stupid baby"
"This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance So I pushed her over"
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"
"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related."
"Have you heard about the guy who finally overcame his coprophilia? He got off scat-free"
"[2 Years into Cosmetology School] Me:[applying perfect contours] When are we gonna start learning about space?"
"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""
"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."