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Joke of the Day
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"
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"Apologies to Rudyard Kipling but . . . If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs. . . . maybe you don't understand the gravity of the situation."
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"
"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."
"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"
"""I love accounting!"" -Italian guy who loves to count."
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say ""Your password is incorrect""."
"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."