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Joke of the Day

"That's the last time Shang Tsung accompanies my family to the fish restaurant.... He spent all night trying to steal my brother's sole!"

"When does a black person goes to school? When it's being built!"

"I really want to make a period joke. But it's just not that time of the month for me"

"It's been a while since I partied... Yeah, I can't even remember the last time I blacked out."

"Two cows are standing next to each other in a field . . . one says "" I was artificially inseminated this morning"" ""I don't believe you."" Said the other ""It's true . no bull. """

"What's a hard drive's favorite band? Data Remember"

"What's an example of Jewish foreplay? When the Rabbi makes a three-pointer at the Bris."

"What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with? Derpentine."

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."