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Joke of the Day

"What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop."

"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."

"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."

"What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common? Both are good places to find Catfish"

"Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!"

"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."

"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"

"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."

"I would make a joke about your mom but cows are holy in India"

"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"