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Joke of the Day
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""
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"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."
"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
"If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons."
"How do computers learn to read? C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run"
"I know 5 people who are clinically insane I'm two of them..."
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