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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP"

"Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they're always Stalin."

"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."

"Roses are Red - Good poem for your ex's Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."

"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years. Come on, guys. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"