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Joke of the Day

"""honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!"" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*"

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"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"
"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"
"[getting escorted out of zoo] ""I just wanted to see if the panda knew kung fu like in the movie"""
"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."
"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."
"Before he leaves for work, my husband whispers the 3 words I love to hear him say... ""I made coffee"""
"The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ ""Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."""
"If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it."
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