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Joke of the Day
"If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help."
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"What does a girl from Kentucky say after sex? Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen"
"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."
"What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four."
"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"
"Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool? Don Juan de Marco Polo."
"What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off? Deranged."
"my favorite perfume is really expensive so I keep buying the same issue of Vogue and rubbing the sample on me"
"There's a thin line between word and world."