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Joke of the Day
"If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help."
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"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"
"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"
"You could give me 67 years to do something and I wouldn't do it until the night before."
"Friend: Be adventurous in the bedroom, girls love that [Later in bedroom] Me: You like that? *Lays another bear trap* You like that babe?"
"SURPRISE! -Sharts"
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
"""God is good all the time!"" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes."