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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm updating my fitness app. Is bowling a sport? Him: You didn't bowl. You kept score. Me: Is score-keeping for bowling a sport?"

"What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common? They're both inbred."

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."

"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."

"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""

"I knew someone who was frozen to absolute Zero once... He was 0K"

"What has a ring but no fingers? The former owner of a Note 7"

"The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos They charged him with ""indecent exposure"""

"Going to the toy store, pressing the ""TRY ME"" button on a toy and the fucking thing wont stop...So you just try to get the fuck out of there like nothing happened."