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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tiger Woods carry 2 blow-up sex dolls with him at all times? Incase he gets a hole in one."

"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."

"How many dead hookers in a basement does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than four, because it's still dark as fuck in here."

"I always choose a political party with good snacks. Wait, that's how I choose a house party. And it's a dumb way to choose a house party."

"Face tattoos are a great way to let people know that you don't owe on any student loans."

"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."

"How do reptilians melt steel beams? thermite."

"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body... but then my mom gave birth."

"if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."