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Joke of the Day

"Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom"

"What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos."

"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"

"FRIEND: get our wedding invitation? ME: i did, somebody hand wrote 'do not bring pan flute' F: yea i really wanted to make sure you saw that"

"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."

"The Patriots winning a Super Bowl without cheating"

"How can you find a fag in a newspaper? It's not hard."

"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"

"I heard it's impossible to ban Tank tops in the US... Something about the right to bare arms..."

"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."