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Joke of the Day
"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""
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"things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma."
"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."
"What do you call a jockey that doesn't get blowjobs? A headless horseman!"
"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"
"I've feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers."
"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"
"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"
"Why is there all this hate against necromancers? They are just trying to raise a family in peace."