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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a professional violinist when they're young? A kiddie fiddler."

"*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head* M: Wow, look at that! 12: Hang on. There's A LOT more! M: 12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?"

"Whiteboards are truly remarkable."

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn? A buck an ear"

"Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle."

"What does a proud computer call his little son? A microchip off the old block."

"How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks"

"Next time someone texts you to say ""call me""... Call them to say ""text me"". And just hang up."

"If a gay guy gets paralyzed... Is he a fruit or a vegetable?"