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Joke of the Day

"I can't watch the Super Bowl this year. It's all a LI"

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"Little boy has diarrhea and tells his mom he needs viagra Mom replies "" What the hell for?"" Boy replies ""Isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"""

"Are you a carpenter? Because your fabricating stories!"

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."

"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."

"What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction"

"Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain"

"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"