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Joke of the Day

"Just read a few inspirational tweets about courage and confidence and GUESS WHO IS GOING TO ROB A BANK TONIGHT?!!"

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has a letter in it. envelope"

"If at first you don't succeed, you're assembling furniture from IKEA."

"I was so happy to hear Apple added a new camera feature.. With the addition of panorama I can finally send dick pics to my ex wife!!"

"Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new album? It's called Invincible! *Sent using Microsoft Internet Explorer 6*"

"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."

"HELP I had a nightmare that I spent endless hours online seeking approval from complete strangers"

"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."

"I just won an innuendo competition. I had to beat off some stiff competition though."

"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."