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Joke of the Day
"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"
Next Joke
"Musing I've had: If a person has sex with sheep, do they need to wear a condomn?"
"One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones."
"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."
"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot? Steel wool"
"Customer: Waiter I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together."
"Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey"