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Joke of the Day

"Yo mammas so fat When she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck in between"

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."

"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague? He got prison for caching false Czechs."

"A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"

"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("

"The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: ""NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*"