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Joke of the Day

"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"

"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"

"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."

"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"

"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"[Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN"

"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"

"Say ""Oh my God"" 5x fast, then say ""I got 'em"" 5x fast.. Have you found Jesus? Lol, jk.. But they sound pretty similar, don't they?"

"What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language? A Bulgarity."