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Joke of the Day

"I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese..."

"What do you call a prostitute with one leg shorter than the other? A Trampoline."

"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 72 seconds, Poor bastard."

"The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice."

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"Sharks would be a lot less scary if they had ears."

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."

"Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm? Because it was humerus."

"How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you."