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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But I turned myself around"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"

"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"

"I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly"

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"China has revised its on child per family rule. It will now allow parents to have two children. Chinese parents were so excited, they let their kids have the day off work. Edit: Spelling is hard."

"Knock-Knock Who's there? Meg White's most intricate beat."

"FRIEND: haha she's so cutesay it for him honey HER TODDLER: the moon is cheeeeese ME: well what have we here, a tiny liar"

"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""

"When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."