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Joke of the Day
"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"
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"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."
"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."
"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like ""Man, my subconsicious is hilarious!"""
"How do you annoy a Reddittor? repost"
"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."
"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"Did you hear about the secret cure for everything that the government doesn't want us to know about? Exactly..."