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Joke of the Day

"What causes a pilot to cry after sex? ...the [mace](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_(spray)"

"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."

"Live each day like it's my last? Terrible advice. Do you really want to encourage me to eat my weight in cereal?"

"What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""

"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"

"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"

"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."