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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? Put it bluntly."
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"I'm think about taking up Jousting so I have something to talk about at awkward dinner parties."
"My friends really into acid rock... Personally I prefer my music with more bass."
"They should make another Taken film about how unappreciative Neesons' family is for saving them every other day Taken 4: Granted."
"Some girl just asked me if she was wearing too much makeup. I told her it depends on whether she's going to kill batman or not."
"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"You know you have something special w someone when u start finishing their sentences. But enough about me & my local Subway sandwich artist"
"Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema."
"what did the soldier say to the other soldier when wanting him to get in the tank? ""Get in the tank!"""