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Joke of the Day

"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."

"Dog: I like pizza. Me: You've never had pizza. Dog: It's food. Me: So? Dog: So I like it. Me: I'm not giving you my pizza."

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."

"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."

"Who is the chess player's dream companion? A *Czech Mate*"

"I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change."

"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"

"How can you tell a hippie's been in your house? He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? ""Na, 'ma stay"""