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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"
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"Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*"
"Why don't black people dream? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"
"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"And God said to Peter, ""come forth and I shall give you eternal life"" Unfortunately Peter came fifth and won a toaster"
"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"
"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"
"Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna."
"How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble? Remove the vowels in his rack."