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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"
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"Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest."
"At a business meeting: ""How about SuperCupid?"" ""No, expectations will be too high"" ""GreatCupid?"" ""Lower"" ""Uhhh, OKCupid?"" ""Brilliant"""
"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."
"I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for?"
"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."
"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"
"If they could, cats would correct your grammar."