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Joke of the Day
"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."
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"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."
"A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful things a person can hear... ...unless it's 3 a.m., and you're home alone, and you don't have any kids."
"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"
"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"
"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"
"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."
"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."
"Why didn't Hitler take a taxi? He was more of an Ubermensch."
"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"