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Joke of the Day
"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."
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"How many ""can't""s can a white girl ""can't"" before she literally can't even? my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day."
"What's the best thing about a hooker dying on you? Second hour is free."
"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"
"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""
"What smells better than it taste? A nose"
"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"
"If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies? A swollow."
"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."
"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"