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Joke of the Day

"A joke I tried to make about the difference between British and American government. (Bad language) One of our politicians fucked a pig's head All of your politicians are pig headed fuckers"

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"""Oh my god! That guy's dead! Oh wait, he's totally fine."" (someone watching soccer for the first time)"
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