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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk into a bar... The first deer says, ""Hey, wanna go to a party?"" The second one says, ""I'm game!"""

"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."

"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."

"Fart Joke Why don't women fart? They don't get an arsehole until they get married!"

"Facebook is down, so don't say prayer doesn't work."

"Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult."

"What's the worst part about going down on a vegan? They taste like chicken."

"FINALS TIP: Create a reward system to help you study. For example, if you spend 1 hour studying, reward yourself with 72 hours of Netflix."

"I call my penis Valyrian Steel.... Because it slays pale, icy bitches and no one really knows how it works."

"Well, lookie there. Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife."