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Joke of the Day

"which is the best key on keyboard?"

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."

"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"

"And now for the most stupidest joke ever. How do you say the word ""peanuts"" *without* the letter ""t""? Think about it."

"This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting! Pull Over! he yells. No! She yells back, Cardigan!"

"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."

"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"

"Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this."