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Joke of the Day

"When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass."

"Knock knock!!!1!1 Who's there? U fuk U fuk who? Ur mum"

"How does Moses get his tea ready? Hebrews"

"Thanks to Target's full length 3 way mirrors, I'm now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back."

"Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying? They only speak in Morse-toad!"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted"

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words, ""STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTE SHIT"""

"I told my girlfriend to apply for a job at the pet store 'cause she really knows how to handle a cock 'r two"

"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"

"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"