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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"
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"What did one guy at a gay bar say to the other guy? Can I push your stool in? I just wanted to note that my ten year old brother told me this joke.ಠ\_ಠ"
"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."
"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."
"People who pronounce didn't as.""dih-in't"" please doh-on't."
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
"Sometimes I just get tired of my new neighbors that I just want to strap a dildo on my head and anally rape them like a unicorn."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."
"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"
"SNL contacted me about being a writer, and I was like ""Pfft. I got my own gig"" and they were like ""BEEP BEEP BEEP"" because my alarm went off"