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Joke of the Day
"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"
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"11% of my life has been spent watching things load 12%"
"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."
"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"
"Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?"
"What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs? Women."
"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."
"Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers."
"Your call is important to us, we'll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us"
"It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check."