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Joke of the Day
"11% of my life has been spent watching things load 12%"
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"me: ""so is this a date?"" hitchhiker: ""um"""
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."
"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."
"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"
"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."
"What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet? A boober!"
"Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions Mostly ignored, but regularly violated."
"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"
"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."