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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He never crossed the road, he didn't have the guts to do it."

"Me: That does it! [bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?"

"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"

"I was so poor as a kid, we only had Onepac Shakur."

"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."

"Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a f*cking chainsaw."

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"

"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""