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Joke of the Day
"Where does a pirate keep his gold? In his treas-arrrr chest!"
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"I spend half of my time thinking about fractions Well, not exactly half...."
"My dog said I was crazy"
"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"TIL never give up your seat for a lady, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"Good thing the silica gel packet that came with my shoes was marked ""DO NOT EAT"". I assume all new shoes come with snacks."
"The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe."
"Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler"
"I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye."