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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists use to measure a chicken's gestation period? An egg timer"
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"Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, ""Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?"""
"[NSFW] What do you do when your penis starts acting up? Beat the fuck out of it!"
"T he bes thin gabou tTCPfl owcontr oljokesi sthatthey knowwhento backo ff...."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"What do you call a woman without a dick in her mouth? Useless!!! (Just kidding)"
"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."
"""Did you bring your LIST?"" -Everyone who sees Craig at the supermarket, probably"
"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"
"9 months later story"