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Joke of the Day

"*At the Carnival* Me: How much for the petting zoo? Person: What? *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*"

"I'm at my most ""floor manager"" when I'm falling down drunk."

"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"

"No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there."

"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"

"When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights."

"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"

"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"