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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"
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"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."
"[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"To my fellow graduates; don't you forget about me Just something to instil into your simple minds. I am *not* proud of this."
"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."
"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."
"I was Saddam tired last night.... I slept like Iraq..."
"to do list I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it"
"""Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before.""- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them."
"I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility."