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Joke of the Day
"I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility."
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"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"They took my mood ring... ...and I don't know how i feel about it."
"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."
"Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land? Sir Ender"
"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."
"Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"
"A doorbell that whispers ""hide."""