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Joke of the Day

"What's a homophobe's favorite drink? fruit punch"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."

"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"

"Pirate ship Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship? Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly"

"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."

"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."

"I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes."

"Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost"

"i spilled something on my sleeve but instead of trying to get the stain out i just rolled my sleeve up higher i can't wait to be an adult"

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster... Now it doesn't work"