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Joke of the Day
"What's a homophobe's favorite drink? fruit punch"
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"What happened to the minter who went crazy? He stopped making cents."
"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"
"My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC."
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"
"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"
"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball"
"What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? The election year."
"What happens when a dick meets a hardass? Well... Fuck."