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Joke of the Day
"Before he started smoking cigarettes, Coolio was just called io."
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"I'm no Peyton Manwich, but I'm not afraid of putting a little sports juice on my hands, bending over and hutting the ball to myself"
"""So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"" The latter."
"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"
"It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??"
"Keep calm and pretend today isn't Monday."
"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."
"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."
"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"
"Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine?"