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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian maggots eat? Linda Mccartney..."
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"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."
"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."
"When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose"
"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."
"Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back? Like what do single people do about back pimples?"
"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"
"Spiders always act like they know some big secret but they don't know shit."
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!"